Features

Small systems, deep game

Three resources, one clean loop, and a world that visibly grows. Here’s everything you’ll play with.

The 2.5D hall

A data center that physically grows

Buy a rack and it slides in and powers on. Cooling, overclocking and automation all manifest on the floor. Tap the open edges to pour more slab — the room expands in that direction. No two labs look alike.

  • Parametric rendering — boxes, lights and glow, no image assets or bloat.
  • Era transitions re-skin the whole hall as your empire levels up.
  • Tap-to-expand floor with live cost markers.
The 2.5D data-center hall
AI research tree
Research tree

Climb an absurd AI tech tree

The progression spine. Branching research across every era, from backprop refactors to “mixture of experts” and beyond — with witty flavor and real trade-offs. Depth is revealed in waves, so you’re never buried.

  • Exclusive forks — pick Closed API or Open Weights and commit to a build.
  • Categories — Foundations, Efficiency, Scale, Product, Frontier.
Prestige loop

Ship the Model

The core reset. Ship your flagship model to bank permanent Legacy-Weight multipliers, then do it all again — faster. Choose how you ship: deploy commercially, open-source it, or sell to a hyperscaler. Each path plays differently.

  • Three ship modes with distinct rewards and downsides.
  • Legacy investments — specialise a lane between runs.
Ship the Model — prestige
Dark-web data market
Risk & reward

Buy your data — legally, or not

Source training data from licensed vendors, or risk the dark-web Bazaar for cheaper bytes. Watch your Regulatory Heat — push your luck and a surprise audit might “request its cut.”

  • Poison & raid odds on shady batches — cheaper, but it can bite.
  • Lobby regulators to cool your Heat… for a price.

Three resources. That’s it.

Legibility is the feature. The entire economy runs on three numbers.

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Compute

Produced by your racks, online and off. Spend it on training runs and research.

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Data

Claimed from training and bought on the market. Fuels bigger, better models.

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Money

Reinvest into hardware, cooling and automation — the flywheel that grows the hall.

And a lot more

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Satirical world events

Viral demos, GPU shortages, open letters, talent wars — a dozen-plus events shake up every run.

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Achievements & reputation

Long-tail goals and Lab Reputation perks that carry across runs.

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Products business

Turn shipped models into products you sell — a second income stream to manage.

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Hall themes & skins

Cosmetic themes and rack skins you earn as you play. Style your empire.

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Offline earnings

Your lab keeps working while you’re away, up to the offline cap.

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Private by default

No accounts, no analytics, no tracking. Progress lives on your device.

Honest by design

Free, generous, and fair

No dark patterns. One optional Premium unlock is cosmetic & quality-of-life only — a longer offline cap, “Founder” status, and future hall themes. Never power.

No ads No pay-to-win No energy timers Plays offline